Hey, I used the word "absurd" 3 times in 2 sentences!

Ok, I love my Dirty Bird (KFC) as much as the next person, maybe more (I've been known to eat an entire bucket myself in less than 24 hours) BUT the ad below is beyond absurd!  But what is equally absurd is that we will buy our KFC Mega Jug, feel good about donating our dollar and not even recognize the absurdity!
Well done KFC marketing team!  Please let this be available in the States only.